Sunday, March 31, 2013

Creepy Easter

It is really amazing that kids are not terrified of the Easter Bunny

He is likely some kind of space alien

He smokes

He is sneaky 

He is weird looking

He collects babies for fun

has a flatulence problem (Eats too many eggs)

Shows up at work after an all nighter with an obvious hang over

Teaches kids about the joys of Evil deeds

Tries to make friends by impersonating Jebus

Obviously needs psychological help

Is just waiting for some alone time with you.

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