Creepy Easter
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It is really amazing that kids are not terrified of the Easter Bunny
He is likely some kind of space alien
He smokes
He is sneaky
He is weird looking
He collects babies for fun
has a flatulence problem (Eats too many eggs)
Shows up at work after an all nighter with an obvious hang over
Teaches kids about the joys of Evil deeds
Tries to make friends by impersonating Jebus
Obviously needs psychological help
Is just waiting for some alone time with you.