Creepy Easter
www.wednesdaysattic.com It is really amazing that kids are not terrified of the Easter Bunny He is likely some kind of space alien He smokes He is sneaky He is weird looking He collects babies for fun has a flatulence problem (Eats too many eggs) Shows up at work after an all nighter with an obvious hang over Teaches kids about the joys of Evil deeds Tries to make friends by impersonating Jebus Obviously needs psychological help Is just waiting for some alone time with you.