Wednesday's Attic

www.wednesdaysattic.com Creepy Christmas 2013   Because there will be a mess to clean after the murder   Yeah, hurry the fuck up with this picture. We both need a drink.   !   He came to life alright!   Because Monkey and Baboon that's why   It's all about YOU isn't it Santa?   Would anything taste good in this mug?   Santa has on a ladies watch. . .    I'm your vehicle baby!   Santa's helpers? They look like Santa's Hooligans!   Eeek!   Mommy needs a new head for Christmas   In the off season Santa and Comet travel with Cirque du Soliel   Dear Krumpas- I will have my sister in the mopping bucket, please take her away   NO!    Mom! I think Santa died Everyone knows Santa is a pipe man.

www.wednesdaysattic.com It is really amazing that kids are not terrified of the Easter Bunny He is likely some kind of space alien He smokes He is sneaky  He is weird looking He collects babies for fun has a flatulence problem (Eats too many eggs) Shows up at work after an all nighter with an obvious hang over Teaches kids about the joys of Evil deeds Tries to make friends by impersonating Jebus Obviously needs psychological help Is just waiting for some alone time with you.

www.wednesdaysattic.com If you have never seen this version of the Alice in Wonderland story- you don't know what you are missing!

Latest addition to the doll collection. She is 2 feet tall. I love her big green eyes.

Wednesday's Attic www.wednesdaysattic.com Her name is Madeline